Things Your Mother Never Taught You » makeup http://thingsyourmothernevertaughtyou.com Girls' Guide to Everything Mom Didn't Tell You Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:04:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Red lipstick… Not just for hookers! http://thingsyourmothernevertaughtyou.com/2009/12/17/red-lipstick%e2%80%a6-not-just-for-hookers/ http://thingsyourmothernevertaughtyou.com/2009/12/17/red-lipstick%e2%80%a6-not-just-for-hookers/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:34:31 +0000 admin http://thingsyourmothernevertaughtyou.com/?p=475 I love red lipstick because it accomplishes so much with so little. For 5.99 a tube (danke, Loreal) you can put the sexy back in your step and make your bad self stand out at night—just ask any ‘working lady.’ It can leave a territorial marker on your mate—better than a golf club, Elin.* And now it can be used to decorate your abode. Just spell out holiday-appropriate words on mirrored surfaces around your casa and wait for “Oh my god, you’re, like, sooo creative!” compliments from your peeps.

* On a side note I would like to say that as a general policy Things Your Mother Never Taught You does not get involved in domestic disputes, but Tiger, you don’t cheat ON the hot Swedish nanny, you cheat WITH the hot Swedish nannny.

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