Lots of people gettin it on in the Fall!
I am not sure if the cooler weather in the fall makes people wanna cuddle more or what, but there seem to be a disproportionately high number of birthdays in the Spring.
Some are close friends, but some of the birthday parties I have attended lead me to dream up a use for that underused hall closet. I call it my I don’t know you well enough to get a personalized gift closet. Also known as the shit I forgot we had to go to a dinner party, thanks for telling the police that I was totally at your house at all night, congrats on your conversion wickenism closet.
My name is Brooke Peterson and I forgot your birthday.
Here are the things you need to give gifts on the fly so people like you and think you are exceptionally thoughtful.
1. A supply of stock gifts such as wine, candles, and picture frames. I also like to keep a few unexpected things that I now know I can expect to use like board games, cds, photo books by Taschen.
2. Ribbon and scissors
3. Bags, wrapping paper, tissue and tags
4. Blank cards and Pens
All of these item can be bought at the dollar store with the exception of the stock gifts.
Now you too can give gifts to people you would have otherwise told …”I totally had something for you but I left it on the counter at home!”
